Faulty tower blocks

Finally get a chance to take the in-laws round to see the new house. Inch around the burning cars and take in the splendour of 1970s architecture. Can only imagine the conversations at Numpty & Co that would one day lead to this piece de resistance of modern living. "But does it look like a young offenders institution"?.... "Definitely sir". - "good one Wilson, you've really ticked that box. " "Can you make it any uglier?" ...."Not really sir. Could throw in a bit of pebble dash and a statue of my bald auntie in the garden?" "Do it Wilson, do it."