Remember with a jolt that in-laws arrive this evening and a little cleaning may be necessary if we are to avoid embarassing incidents of the "that's where that chunk of cheese/intimate neck massager/tube of canesten got to" type.
Plug in hoover? Check. Read Kim and Agy then relish role as domestic warrior? Er, check. Wade through a mountain of dolls (do any of them not have scary "I'm going to come into your bed and kill you with a toothpick" eyes?) and find that carpet underneath is even less desirable than the plastic peoples' army currently occupying it. Return dolls to original position and move to Outer Mongolia for the week.
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